Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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