He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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