yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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