What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
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I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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