the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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