Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Randomize
