were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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