Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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