Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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