party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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