Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
