So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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