I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I'm too high and old for this...
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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