So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
he had hair everywhere except his balls
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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