Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
It's official drugs can't kill me
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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