Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
