what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
