He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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