I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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