My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
birth control should be required to get into college
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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