Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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