the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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