Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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