Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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