dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
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Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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