You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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