I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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