You just made me feel so damn special
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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