your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
It's never too late to be topless.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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