just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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