That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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