it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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