i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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