dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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