Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
