i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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