Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
