Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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