It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Fuck appropriateness.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
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I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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