Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
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Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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