im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Two words: blizzard sex
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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