just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
His nipple licking is glorious
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