Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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