Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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