She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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