What should our trivia night team be named?
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living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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