oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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