at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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