I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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