Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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