Where is the hickey?
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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