i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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