it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
i out mim tonsoeep
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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