that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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